Food Quality Crusader Pillows

"I hope this grass is organic!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Man using to much bug spray

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

Air freshener - pollution.

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

'Why on Earth would you ask if this turkey is genetically modified?'

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

Customer complaints.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.