Food Production Aficionado Gifts

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Is the MSG local?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"They’re real."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Pull the udder one

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Police Cow!