Food Production Aficionado Pillows

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Is the MSG local?"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"They’re real."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Pull the udder one

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."