Food Price Philosophers Gifts

Which price rise came first? The chicken or the egg?

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Stratigraphy

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

The Politics of Food.

"First you make a roux."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"I can't have anything that's a food."