Food Price Philosophers Pillows

Which price rise came first? The chicken or the egg?

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Stratigraphy

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

The Politics of Food.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"First you make a roux."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'