Food Obsessionists Gifts

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Inappropriate garnish.

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

All You Can Eat

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Waiting staff

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.