Food Obsessionists Gifts

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Inappropriate garnish.

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Waiting staff

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

All You Can Eat

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."