"Our GMO team is taking a cue from the wine industry. This is pork in a box."
Food Marketing Professional Gifts
Searching for a gift for a food marketing professional? Our collection features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their unique blend of culinary passion and marketing savvy. These products make it fun and memorable to celebrate their professional achievements or add a playful touch to their workspace. Whether they’re in the office, at a food trade show, or working from home, our items bring a smile and a bit of gourmet humor to their daily routine.
"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."
"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
Apples for sale
ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'
Team Leader
Go team!
'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'
'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'
'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'
It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.
"#Win!"
"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"
We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!
Made in China
Important Food Groups
"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."
Barcode Dreams
Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)
The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."
Target your customer.
'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'
"It lost a little something in translation."
Opening the door to new customers
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"
'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'
Food Marketing Professional Gifts Collection
Food Marketing Professional Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for food marketing pros — perfect for showcasing their culinary marketing expertise with a dash of humor.
Food Marketing Professional Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that bring humor and personality to the workspace or home of any food marketing expert.
Food Marketing Professional Prints
Find eye-catching prints that celebrate the culinary marketer in style — ideal for adding charm to their office or kitchen decor.
Food Marketing Professional T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts designed for food marketing professionals — fashionable, fun, and perfect for expressing their brand passion.