Food Industry Satirist Pillows

Add a dash of humor to their space with our witty pillows, perfect for food industry insiders who love a good laugh about their everyday culinary adventures.

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Bi-Product Hotdogs: 'We know you killed your wife, Yomp! And when we find her body...'

Bi-Product Hotdogs: 'We know you killed your wife, Yomp! And when we find her body...' mockup

Bi-Product Hotdogs: 'We know you killed your wife, Yomp! And when we find her body...'

from $19.00

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts." mockup

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

from $19.00

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

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Dolphin friendly tuna

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"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?" mockup

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

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"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..." mockup

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

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"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you." mockup

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

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'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

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The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management. mockup

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

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Beef Stew.

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The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution) mockup

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

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'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.' mockup

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

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'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.' mockup

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

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"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it." mockup

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

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1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs. mockup

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

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"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?" mockup

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

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"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding." mockup

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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'People soup again?'

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The real reason salad aids weight loss mockup

The real reason salad aids weight loss

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Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar. mockup

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

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"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar." mockup

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

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Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances mockup

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

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'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.' mockup

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

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"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead." mockup

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

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'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.'

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.' mockup

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.'

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'Tonight you will be enjoying Howard, a happily raised free range chicken slaughtered no ten miles from here. He is accompanied by his wife, Lily, who ironically sautes opposite your own wife.'

'Tonight you will be enjoying Howard, a happily raised free range chicken slaughtered no ten miles from here. He is accompanied by his wife, Lily, who ironically sautes opposite your own wife.'

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"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton." mockup

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

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'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.' mockup

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

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'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...' mockup

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

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Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet... mockup

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

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'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.' mockup

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

from $19.00

Food Industry Satirist Pillows Collection

Food Industry Satirist Mugs

Looking for more humorous mugs for food industry satire fans? Explore our fun collection of witty coffee cups that are sure to brighten their day.

Food Industry Satirist Prints

Check out our amusing art prints that bring satirical foodie humor into their home or office decor, sparking smiles and conversations.

Food Industry Satirist T-Shirts

Discover our collection of clever t-shirts that celebrate the humor and satire in the food industry, perfect for chefs, bloggers, and culinary comedians.