Food Holiday Gifts

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

6 Brothers Falafel

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'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Several generations live together in Cuba

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Mother CareBaby Gap

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Mobsters at the Beach

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Holiday Travel.

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'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'Look Mummy, we've buried Daddy on the beach.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i