Shopping Holiday Gifts

11 Shopping Days

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Killer Executive Suits.

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Tourists

Easter Island legs

The Baby Walker

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'