
At the signing of the Great Picnic Treaty.
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At the signing of the Great Picnic Treaty.
"They’re real."
"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."
"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."
Population train.
"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."
'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'
"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."
Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.
Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"
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Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"
"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."
"Is the hamburger innovative?"
GM Food and World Hunger
"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"
"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."
'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'
'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'
'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'
U.S. Bread Basket.
Price and serving size: A guide.
"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."
"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."
"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."
'Today's specials are based on information that we believe to be reliable, but are not intended to be, nor should be construed to be, a recommendation.'
Food bank.
"What do I recommend? Get your coats and go to the restaurant across the road!"
"Not only our fishcakes. Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a granny."
'I just read the food label. That's why I decided to eat the package instead.'
"Selling China to China. Now that's going to be a challenge."
'One day son, all this will be Monsanto's'
Crops fall as food prices increase.
Food prices
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