Food Price Analyst Gifts

Crops fall as food prices increase.

Food prices

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"They’re real."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

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Dadonomics

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

GM Food and World Hunger

History of Gasoline.

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"

"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

At the signing of the Great Picnic Treaty.

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

World Demand Price Up

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."