Food Systems Analyst Gifts

Population train.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Artificial Isle

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Modern Foraging Techniques...