Food Delivery Skeptics Gifts

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

French Early Bird

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Heavy meals on wheels

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Sisyphus Pizza

Wine of the Day Club

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"Somebody order a pizza?"

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Nouvelle Cuisine Home Delivery.

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

!Pizza deliver boy!"