'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'
Food Delivery Skeptics Gifts
Are you shopping for someone who’s a bit skeptical about food delivery? Find humorous and clever gifts that poke fun at their cautious approach. Our collection features witty designs perfect for sharing a laugh—whether they prefer mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or art prints. Celebrate their discerning tastes with a touch of humor and turn their food delivery skepticism into a charming personality trait that others will enjoy too.
LAY ZEE FUK
Food deliverer's baby.
French Early Bird
Heavy meals on wheels
"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."
"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."
Sisyphus Pizza
Wine of the Day Club
"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."
'I didn't have time to hunt'
"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"
"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"
"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"
'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'
"Careful it's hot." (Colour)
"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"
Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza?
"Somebody order a pizza?"
Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.
"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."
"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."
"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."
Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery
A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!
Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons
'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'
"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"
"All this time I've been dealing with sharks and polar bears to get food. I should've been using Uber Eats a long time ago."
"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."
Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!
Working hard to maintain customer relations
"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"
Nouvelle Cuisine Home Delivery.
Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!
Food Delivery Skeptics Gifts Collection
Food Delivery Skeptics Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for food delivery skeptics—great for hot drinks and hearty laughs.
Food Delivery Skeptics Pillows
Bring humor home with pillows that celebrate food delivery skepticism—comfortable and hilarious.
Food Delivery Skeptics Prints
Decorate with prints that humorously depict the cautious side of food delivery—perfect for any skeptic’s space.
Food Delivery Skeptics T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts designed for food delivery skeptics—wear humor and skepticism with pride.