'George always was a hog for fast food.'
Food Cycle Observer Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows featuring charming food-inspired designs—perfect for anyone who loves the colorful journey from farm to table.
"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."
"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
'The circle is complete!'
"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."
"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."
How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather
Duck Hunt
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."
"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."
Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'
Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'
". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"
"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."
What does aloof mean?
"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."
The prying mantis,
"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."
"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."
"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."
Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.
"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."
"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"
Cat and mouse
Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.
"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."
Exciting potato bugs.
"Beware of the frog"
"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."
Farmer and FIsherman
"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"
"This isn't helping my migraine."
The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions
Food Cycle Observer Pillows Collection
Food Cycle Observer Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs that celebrate the love of food and the culinary cycle—fun, witty, and perfect for daily use.
Food Cycle Observer Prints
Beautify any room with prints illustrating the food cycle with humor and detail—great for food lovers and creative minds.
Food Cycle Observer T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that humorously and stylishly showcase the food journey—great for those who love to wear their foodie enthusiasm.