Animal Diet Observer Pillows

M.D. Yeah, I experienced some sudden weight gain, but that was the week I swallowed warthog.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Cat and mouse

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

The life of penguins.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

The revenge of Russell

"Teach me not to care."

Hyenas as Pets

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

'George always was a hog for fast food.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Bad dog!"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

Spider watching his web cam.

"I'm liking it already!"

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'I'm his best friend, until his wife walks in.'