Food Chain Observer Pillows

"Table five looks good. We’ll have that."

The Bird Feeder

Cat and mouse

"Let's find a river darling: I feel like freshwater fish for dinner tonight..."

Feeder Mice

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'George always was a hog for fast food.'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'Why on Earth would you ask if this turkey is genetically modified?'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Food Uncertainty

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

The food inspector

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'What did you find in your soup?'

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."