Food Chain Admirer Pillows

"Hey Bob, come quick, I've found a carcass, and big bonus: It's crawling with maggots!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat and mouse

Fast Food Menu Selections

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

"Skunk! How is it?"

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Let's find a river darling: I feel like freshwater fish for dinner tonight..."

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

G8 ministers agonise over food decisions.

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"Once koalas taste shark, they never go back to eucalyptus."

"Table five looks good. We’ll have that."

When the predator becomes the prey.

'I'll have the Wildebeest.'