Food Chain Commentator Pillows

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cat and mouse

Vegetarian Birds

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"For drinks or dinner?"

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"Table five looks good. We’ll have that."

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

"If we weren't at the top of the food chain, we'd know it."

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Hey Bob, come quick, I've found a carcass, and big bonus: It's crawling with maggots!"

"Let's find a river darling: I feel like freshwater fish for dinner tonight..."

"Once koalas taste shark, they never go back to eucalyptus."