Food Chain Commentator Prints

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Vegetarian Birds

Cat and mouse

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Finally they agreed to meet you, but remember, no matter what they say, you hold your tongue."

'I'm putting you on a zebra free diet.'

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"If we weren't at the top of the food chain, we'd know it."

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

"Table five looks good. We’ll have that."

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

"Let's find a river darling: I feel like freshwater fish for dinner tonight..."

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Hey Bob, come quick, I've found a carcass, and big bonus: It's crawling with maggots!"

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

"Once koalas taste shark, they never go back to eucalyptus."