Food Chain Philosopher Pillows

Add a touch of humor and ecological wisdom to your decor with pillows designed for food chain enthusiasts. Cozy, clever, and conversation-worthy—these pillows bring fun to any space.

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Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us. mockup

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

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"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!" mockup

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

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"If we weren't at the top of the food chain, we'd know it."

"If we weren't at the top of the food chain, we'd know it." mockup

"If we weren't at the top of the food chain, we'd know it."

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"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate." mockup

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."

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"The end is near."

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'There are four species of dinosaurs son. Us Tyrannosaurs and the other three are breakfast, lunch and dinner!'

'There are four species of dinosaurs son. Us Tyrannosaurs and the other three are breakfast, lunch and dinner!' mockup

'There are four species of dinosaurs son. Us Tyrannosaurs and the other three are breakfast, lunch and dinner!'

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'Look at the bright side. If we were hawks it would be mice, bugs and lizards.'

'Look at the bright side. If we were hawks it would be mice, bugs and lizards.' mockup

'Look at the bright side. If we were hawks it would be mice, bugs and lizards.'

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'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?' mockup

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

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It's CARNIVORE TIME!

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Food Chain

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'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...' mockup

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

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"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!" mockup

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

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"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us." mockup

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

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"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap." mockup

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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View to the Future

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?' mockup

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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Vegetarian Birds

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

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"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef." mockup

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu." mockup

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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Food Chain Philosopher Pillows Collection

Food Chain Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of food chain philosopher mugs—funny, clever, and perfect for adding a green twist to your daily coffee routine.

Food Chain Philosopher Prints

Find inspiring prints for food chain fans—decorate your space with humor and ecological intelligence.

Food Chain Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for food chain enthusiasts—witty designs that turn ecological concepts into wearable conversation starters.