Food Chain Fanatic Pillows

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"O.K., now do you see a giant snake? I'm inside the snake."

"Once koalas taste shark, they never go back to eucalyptus."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Cycle of Life

Vegetarian Spider

Cheese Trap

"This, my son, is my favourite human tribe. Harmless to us: they're cannibals!"

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Benihana style of cooking.

Vegetarian Birds

Kitchen Kapers

Dolphin friendly tuna

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

This Year's Spa

Planting veggies

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"For drinks or dinner?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.