Food Chain Fanatic Pillows

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"O.K., now do you see a giant snake? I'm inside the snake."

"Once koalas taste shark, they never go back to eucalyptus."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Cycle of Life

Vegetarian Spider

Cheese Trap

"This, my son, is my favourite human tribe. Harmless to us: they're cannibals!"

Counting ribs

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Kitchen Kapers

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Important Food Groups

Vegetarian Birds

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

This Year's Spa

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Planting veggies

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?