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"Whoops! – Autopilot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Make me one with everything!"

Attack of the 'health' foods

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Merger at 28th and Lex

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

How was your hotdog?

Happiness

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

'What if your saliva's not organic?'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Oysters in June - delicious!