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"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'How is the water prepared?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Attack of the 'health' foods

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Can, you hear me?'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'What if your saliva's not organic?'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

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'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

'I'm glad you came in today, Mr Rosewine. We just got in a batch of sour grapes.

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

Genetically modified broccoli jumping into a trolley.

"Surprise me."