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"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'How is the water prepared?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Attack of the 'health' foods

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'Can, you hear me?'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"All I've got left is smoked."

'What if your saliva's not organic?'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

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"I need one of them and one of them..."

The last hot dog of summer.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

'I'm glad you came in today, Mr Rosewine. We just got in a batch of sour grapes.

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."