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Hot Dog Animals: $2

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Hoxton map.

Sushi Train Spotters

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"What's trending?"

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"Skunk! How is it?"

Hot Dog Stand

Have you noticed how chefs have replaced hairdressers in the social pages?

"Surprise me."

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

Halloween fishbowl.

'And this is Mario Batali. Of course, he's not the Mario Batali.'

'I'll have the Wildebeest.'

Cycle of Death and Life.

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"Well, it's about time. I was just about to send out for pizza!"

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'Remain nonchalant. Act like I'm just buying a burger.'

'It's bad enough you're an addict, but to catnip?'