Food Cart Aficionado T-Shirts

'Remain nonchalant. Act like I'm just buying a burger.'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Hoxton map.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I brought my lunch."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

Chip wagon oil change.

Hot Dog Stand

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

The last hot dog of summer.

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

"Surprise me."

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

Street Food Vendors

Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.

'Competition in supermarket to win a trolley with all the wheels that actually work'

"Whoops! – Autopilot."

"My client would like two slices and a soda."

TV dinner

DG Yomp and sons...HOTDOGS.

Adam and Eve Food Truck

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

'Best rabbit dog I ever had.'

'I call it polo golf'

Food Court. Pizza. Ice Cream. Yogurt. Hot Dogs. Burgers. Sandwiches. This burger is burned! Objection overruled!

Look to the future, where it's only a matter of time before,,,We have Sports Utility Shopping Carts

Meat-Related Events

"I started out with only two items, but did a lot of impulse buying while in line."

Two costermongers

'Our kids always whine about what's for dinner, so we finally had a food court installed.'