Food Apps Gifts

"I think we need one that shows the oldest food in the country."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Music downloads

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"I have an app for that."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"I put an app on your phone that punches you in the face every time you eat junk food. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say "feed me," "walk me," "I need to potty," or "leave me alone," or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout "I'm running!" when the dog is running.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

The other digital divide.

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"