Food Lovers On The Go Gifts

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Thermidor Dali

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Snacks for Learners

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

I am to blame.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."