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'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Snacks for Learners

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

I am to blame.

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