Food Additives Pillows

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

Wicked E number in an ingredients

6 Brothers Falafel

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Is the MSG local?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Honest Vending

Newt sale

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Cheese Secret

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Kitchen Consultations

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

'Great crisps.' 'Yes, they're old cornflakes and salt.'

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"...contains chicken parts...I hate to imagine what parts!"

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

'She read the ingredients listed on the label.'

Young Professional Recipe Test

"A la carte, table d'hote or genetically modified, Sir?"