Food Chemicals Pillows

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"States of tofu"

Ice Cream Surgeon

What the Doctor Ordered

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

You're the puff in my pastry!

Soup of the month.

Fast food. Even faster food