Food Additives Gifts

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

Wicked E number in an ingredients

6 Brothers Falafel

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Honest Vending

Newt sale

"Is the MSG local?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Cheese Secret

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Kitchen Consultations

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

'Great crisps.' 'Yes, they're old cornflakes and salt.'

Ceci n'est pas une tomato (This is not a tomato).

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

"...contains chicken parts...I hate to imagine what parts!"

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

Biggo Food Corp. New Product Dept. It's a triumph of chemical engineering! I've developed an alphabet soup that lists its own ingredients!

'She read the ingredients listed on the label.'

Young Professional Recipe Test