Following Entertainment Industry T-Shirts

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"It's a play on words."

"Mum, I got the job!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

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"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Therapy in L.A.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Still hemorrhaging; NBC cancels "The Cheeseheads"

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

Pop star weather report.

'And who are you wearing?'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Trump commissions song

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."