Follower-free Thinker Gifts

"So, the self-anointed brandishing millions of followers. How is social media NOT a cult again?"

Ban on Free Speech

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Cactus seats.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

The Mainstream

"Things are looking up!"

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Rogue elephant

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

How very Independent!

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."