Follower-free Thinker Mugs

"So, the self-anointed brandishing millions of followers. How is social media NOT a cult again?"

Ban on Free Speech

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Cactus seats.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Things are looking up!"

The Mainstream

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

Rogue elephant

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

How very Independent!

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."