Carefree Thinker Mugs

Skip school-no one will be the wiser...Especially you.

Ban on Free Speech

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Swinging

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

The Mainstream

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Whatever!

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"This is where I come to unwind."