Follower Fever Pillows

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Eldrow

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Invisible clothes

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

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Palin 2012

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

The Fox and the Crow.

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

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"I Win!!!"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'