
"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."
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"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."
"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"
'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'
"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."
Bad hair day!
"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."
'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'
'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'
Roe v. Wade
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'
'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'
'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'
Loofah Lady
Exit Next Left
Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.
'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'
"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."
A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat
"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."
It was time for a little bit of lady admin
Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.
'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'
'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'
Saving for Retirement.
"One thing's for sure - it'll be a woman who invents the wheel!"
"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"
'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'
"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."
"My husband wanted me to get a boob job, so I became a stand-up comedian."
'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'
"You're doing it wrong."
"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."
"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"
Tradition v. Reality: 'My client agrees to 'love', but needs clarification on 'honor', and 'obey' is a deal-breaker...'
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