Financially Challenged Friend Gifts

One morning, Eric woke up to discover that the Bank had carried out their threat to repossess his house. . .

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'How much did you save this year?'

"We're going to need more pets."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'I think we may have an income problem.'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Everything became too freaking expensive today.

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

"You're home early. Was it your round?"

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Gas prices up.

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."