Directionally Challenged Friend Gifts

You Were Here Map.

Well, look who's here.

The End Of The Block Is Near

You were here.

Exit Next Left

"Hey! Am I upside - down or rightside up?"

'Is that the garage? It's about that satnav you sold me.'

Traffic

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

"You're holding the map upside-down."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Lost around a military base.

Disinformation booth.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'So much for your internal compass.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Desert Roundabout