Focus Group Fan Gifts

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"It helps me stay focused."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Impeachment

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country