Focus Group Participant Gifts

The focus group thinks it's time you got rid of the beard.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"It helps me stay focused."

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

"I'd like you to welcome Grinda to our group. Grinda has issues with potion abuse, poison apples, and a history of negative relationships with men and toads."

'I have proof my support group is plotting against me.'

'And a very merry Christmas to you...'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Essentially people find cat's cuter"

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"That's the danger of mono tasking...you're too easily held accountable."

"Of course we employ the disabled. Halve the staff here are not able to get to work on time, the rest are not able to focus on the job."

'So, Mitt Romney gets to pay a lower tax rate because his income isn't earned?'

Tender Identity Crisis

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

"It's NBC. They want to know what it's personally worth to us for them to keep 'E.R.' on the air."

'Not much of a support group are they.'

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.

'For a chance to win back your wallet, visit my website and complete the online survey.'

You'd be surprised at the number of disruptive participants we get at these focus groups.

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

Recyling Bin.

"Hi, I’m David and I’m here because I like to introduce myself to other people."

The focus group hated it. So he showed it to an out-of-focus group.

'I thought you did fine, but I'm afraid you didn't test well with the focus group.'

'FOCUS, people, FOCUS!'