Flying Fish Combatant Gifts

I hate these flying fish

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

A Change of Scene.

Trout Game

Flies up the ante!

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

710

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

No fly zone

Hourglass earth - time running out

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

Fish with Shield

Oldies.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

'Abandon Sheep.'

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

Umbrella fight.

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

Jerry, incoming!

Air conditioner.

'Assuming the cockroach I need to kill weighs 180 pounds, how much of this pesticide would I need?'

"All I said was 'BOO'."

Pest Control

'This will kill the spores.'

'Well George, is that new insect repellent keeping the flies off the cows?'

'...Hoopla!'

'Oh no, wash day!..'

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'

"Big coal is getting restless."

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."

April 22nd - Earth Day....Now what about a Girth Day.

Man reading the 'The Non-Violence Handbook' swats annoying fly with it.