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"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

"Recalculating route..."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Basic economy

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

Bad Dog!

'I hear you have a side business.'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

Brookstick Clamp

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'Now for something in your price range!'. (real estate agent showing birdhouse to couple).

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

Flying School.

'That is very cute, dear, but it is not putting dinner on the table.'

'That's when he tries to sound like Pavorotti. Now here's how he sounds when he hits his finger with a hammer...'

Remarkable Modesty of a Young Aeronaut when Falling Past the Casement of a Lady's Boudoir.

"And it's in a great neighborhood, lots of fire hydrants and no squirrels!"

The Superhero Supermarket.

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'