Fly-tiers Gifts

Fly-fishing - Mr. Bungle always makes his flies on the bank of the stream. Here is one of his most successful efforts.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Fly Artist

'Food fight!'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

A fly on the wall documentary.

You Know You're Old When...

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Flytrap nerd.

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Frog Flycatcher.

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

Unlikely Fly Scenario

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

Fly Space.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Flight School.

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'What an AMAZING display!'

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

Oldies.