Fly-high Evangelist Pillows

Jehova's Jet Set

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Excommunicate Me.

'That was quick!'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

Holier Than Thou

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

A leap of faith.

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Airport Cheerleader

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

"Yes, my office has a swimming pool, golf course and helicopter pad. It's good to be CEO."

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."

'He had a charmed life. He went from student loans to hiring bonus to retention bonus to Golden parachute and social security.'

'Your job is to do wonders for productivity.'

Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.

"Here's the deal. I'll fly the plane, and you make the excuses."

"City stockbrokers and managers feeling the credit crunch are cutting the 'other woman' from their spending habits. A 'mistress' commodity trading sector may develop as a result."

Att: Executives! Ask about our 'Ego trip' packages!

St. Peter to Darwin - "You can come in, but the book stays down there."

'Here is the corporate treasure trove.'

"What about a skills audit then?"

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."

'I'll pass on the liqueurs ,you never know who's watching out there...'

'I just got my wings. Now all I need is a pilot's license.'