Flying Faithful Pillows

Bible as the reading material on a plane

Parachuting bishop.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Jesus Christ

Airports.

'He has really taken to the training.'

Helicopter

Fitness in church.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

God and His Copilot.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

George has an uplifting experience.

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

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Slippery underfoot

'Darn these hooves! I hit the wrong switch again! Who designs these instrument panels, raccoons?'

Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.

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