Flying Faithful Prints

Bible as the reading material on a plane

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Parachuting bishop.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Jesus Christ

Airports.

'He has really taken to the training.'

Helicopter

Homing pigeons in therapy.

Fitness in church.

God and His Copilot.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

Slippery underfoot

George has an uplifting experience.

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

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'Darn these hooves! I hit the wrong switch again! Who designs these instrument panels, raccoons?'

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