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An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Parachuting bishop.

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Jesus Christ

"The amendments are coming next week!"

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Men's Prayer Group.

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

God and His Copilot.

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

Holy phone

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'How can you be so cheap?'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'Your prayer is important to us. Please stay on your knees for the next available God.'

"Your prayers may be recorded for quality and training purposes and will be answered by the next available deity."

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Church: Built by Guilt.

'...And the meek shall receive a huge bailout!'

"You've got a green light - use it!"

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'