Fluffy Squad Commander Pillows

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I'm so good at this!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Ramming Speed!"

"El muy mal perro"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Paper Trail

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Persian

The art of fishing.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

USS Party Time.

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"The groomer used too much product."

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Must... Remember...

"I am beginning to think that my student teaching experience may not have completely prepared me for my own classroom."

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

Superheroes.

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"